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BIG NEWS!!!

commanderpants — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:10:54 +0000

Commander Pants now has music videos!!! They’re at: http://www.youtube.com/user/CommanderPants1

PS: Now you can also hear (and download) all sorts of individual Commander Pants Adventures!…That’s right! Simply click on either of the 2 mesmerizing tabs above (MUSICAL TALES and SONGS & SUCH!!) and go for the gusto.

Don’t worry, you can still hear most of the fabulous podcasts by simply scrolling down this page…

OH BOY, OH BOY!!!

Episode 7 - The Political Beast

commanderpants — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 05:04:31 +0000

It’s the political show to end all political shows!

In it The Commander explores 2008’s political buzzwords, does the screen treatment for an imaginary movie and, as if that weren’t enough, checks in with Doctor Hiroshi McCarthy, Liberal Mad Scientist par excellence.

It’s an episode you don’t want to miss….unless you have a really good excuse.

EPISODE 5 (The Big, Bold Holiday Issue)

commanderpants — Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:10:36 +0000

Well, here it is, the 1st annual

COMMANDER PANTS HOLIDAY EXTRAVAGANZA!

As if one holiday song weren’t enough, this year we’ve got two! And, to add to the mayhem, there’s a true tale about an apocalyptic fish ** - not to mention a salami on rye, a kindergarten project to end all kindergarten projects, and so much more. So, tune in…or die.

OK, maybe not the “die” part.

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** - Here’s a link to the New York Times article about that apocalyptic fish (just copy & paste it in your browser): http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=980DE0DE1F3EF936A25750C0A9659C8B63

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P.S. You may not want to crank those holiday songs while your pre-teen is in listening range.

EPISODE 4

commanderpants — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:57:04 +0000

NEWS: EPISODE 4 has be reworked - Less announcing…More action…A Whole New Sponsor! It all adds up to gobs more fun!! WOW!!!

And what an exciting episode it still is! In it you’ll get to hear:

A poignant tale about an industrial spy, his ex-girlfriend and a gorilla named Oddsock.

A story about deep space and ripe feet.

The trials and tribulations of a boy who will never get dandruff (but might very well end up with his head in a stir-fry).

The sordid adventures of a flightless bird hellbent on ruling the free world.

and……

A story about an embarrassed Hummer.

(Missing this episode could spell disaster for your sister’s sibling)

EPISODE 3 - Our Animal Friends

commanderpants — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 03:59:51 +0000

Welcome to Episode 3 of Commander Pants; a heartwarming half-hour featuring lots of our friends from the animal kingdom…both furry and not. In it, you’ll meet rodents and snakes, cats and dogs and even a slug the size of Missouri!

You’ll also get to experience Episode #338 of “Kid Please, The Politest Space-Boy in All the Galaxy,” brought to you by our sponsor, Neon Nebula Cereal.

It’s a show guaranteed to do things to your psyche that only years of therapy will be able to undo. So buckle up and get ready to blast off with The Commander for a unique excursion into the outer limits of absurdity.

EPISODE 1

commanderpants — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:32:13 +0000

In this, the inaugural episode:

Meet Rick Bubbles, Private Eye - and see if he can help a housewife retrieve her Mother’s Day Spirit…or will the mirrored ball prove too powerful a draw?

Find out about little Ailsa losing her head (and how staples and tape can be oh so helpful).

Hear a true Bible tale about Abraham pimping his wife out to Pharaoh (and getting an ass or two in the deal).

Hear a traditional Graborian Samsa!

Learn about The Big Guy’s ironic sense of humor in “Tuesday.”

…and, there’s even theme music!!!